He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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