Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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