I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I woke up under a house in Key West
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Randomize
