OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
