Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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