i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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