Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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