At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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