cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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