He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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