i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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