Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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