Just took my morning after pill in the library
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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