Betty ford says i'm here all night
I have demons in me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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