Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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