He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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