he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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