If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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