dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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