am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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