All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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