i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
