was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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