so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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