I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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