You just made me feel so damn special
only if we run a train.
done.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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