just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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