so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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