It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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