oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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