Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
pray to the hookup gods
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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