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just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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