Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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