butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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