what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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