clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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