i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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