I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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