But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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