You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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