Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
this will be a night to untag.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.