Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever