didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!