Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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