Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz