Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?