I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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