If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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