yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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