I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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