this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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