I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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