He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.