I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"