wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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time to smoke my breakfast
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome