the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Are my feet made of real feet?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.