Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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