I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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Worst way to find out I have a half sister
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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