No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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