Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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