I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?