ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.