dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"