8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.